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In the Space Between

Spencer Garrison's self-help book. Written after spending a month in Mexico, Spencer learned everything there is to know about diet, stretching, and Mezcal.

$45.99

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The Hopper

The vinyl for Hotdog Sandwich's 2018 debut album. Includes unlimited streaming of The Hopper via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

$39.99

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Sex Shirt

T-shirt with funny graphic on it. Malcolm's old shirt. It's size large.

$11.99

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Gibson SG Standard

Malcolm's electric guitar from 7th grade until he was 31. Comes with guitar picks.

$995.99

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Laser Rings

Streams of energy previously purchased from Yale University's Physics Lab in 1997. Specs: 2' x 2' 6” Temp: Ranges from 300-700°F

$19500

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